Best and Coolest 18 Squishables

 

Squishable  Mini Happy Alpaca Plush - 7

Squishable / Mini Happy Alpaca Plush – 7″

Squishable / Mini Happy Alpaca Plush – 7″ - Mostly because good listeners are usually too busy listening stop the presses alpacas are fantastic listeners, so they know good advice when they hear it check the batteries on your smoke alarm every year that’s what those long necks are for always pack a sweater but of course diversify your portfolio i promise you will never see an alpaca with a non-diversified portfolio, because they know a good recommendation is worth listening to it’s good advice to take good advice cuddle up with your alpaca and keep your ears open 7 squishy inches of all-ears-paca. Giving advice is easy. Taking it is a lot harder in fact, of all the virtues, “being a good listener” doesn’t get a whole lot of press. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only.

 

Squishable  Comfort Food Pineapple 15 Plush

Squishable / Comfort Food Pineapple 15″ Plush

Squishable / Comfort Food Pineapple 15″ Plush - Pineapples have nothing to do with pine trees, and they are very dissimilar to apples we get it. Pineapples are so much more than just an inaccurate appellation so what makes a pineapple a pineapple perhaps it’s their spiky exterior or their wonderfully sweet and loving fruit center or some combination thereof let’s get to know our friendly neighborhood pineapple a little better for example, did you know that pineapples love hang gliding and spelunking many of them are celebrated cobblers and watchmakers when they’re not taking their private jets to go base jumping into an active volcano, they’re trying their hand at amateur rocketry or other fringe-science so give a pineapple a hug befriending a pineapple will (probably) lead to wildly extravagant and over-the-top adventures that are neither pine, nor apple-based 15 squishy inches of ‘totally extreme. ‘ all new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only.

 

Squishable Cinnamon Bun Plush Mini 7

Squishable Cinnamon Bun Plush, Mini 7″

Squishable Cinnamon Bun Plush, Mini 7″ - . Garlic pepper buns cilantro buns nutmeg buns. Mustard buns hmmm. Thanks to them the cinnamon bun is the peak of decadent gooey greatness nevermore shall we have to settle for inferior bun/spice combinations thank you, intrepid innovators of food science. Well that actually sounds delicious, but no thanks to long hours of experimentation, culinary scientists in kitchens of yore finally discovered cinnamon, that most friendly of all spices, and the rest is history. Oh little cinnamon bun, you make me feel all warm and cuddly inside one whiff of that sweet spice and i feel like i’m snuggled up in front of a fire, sipping hot chocolate and listening to non-denominational holiday songs so much awesome from such a deceptively simple mix of flour, sugar, and butter (a lot of butter) we take the cinnamon bun’s pastry perfection for granted, but it took thousands of years to figure out which spice works best for breakfast paprika buns nahhh.

 

Squishable  Mini Hot Dog Comfort Food Plush - 7

Squishable / Mini Hot Dog Comfort Food Plush – 7″

Squishable / Mini Hot Dog Comfort Food Plush – 7″ - The hot dog you know and love from a hundred blissful summer cookouts and sun-dappled baseball games is a symbol of americana indeed, it’s right up there with bald eagles and coming home from the moon just to realize you forgot your brand new flag up there while it’s true that the magical combination of cooked sausage and soft bun came about under the stars and stripes, the hot dog is really a symbol of how we are “linked” to the rest of the world encased meats exist in many cultures the world over, from spanish chorizo to polish kielbasa to moroccan merguez. Whatever our differences, cooked or cured, lamb, beef or pork, we can all chow down as one world, united in deliciousness 10 squishy inches of multicultural meat. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only.

 

Squishable  Mini Soft Serve Ice Cream Plush - 7

Squishable / Mini Soft Serve Ice Cream Plush – 7″

Squishable / Mini Soft Serve Ice Cream Plush – 7″ - No libraries, elephants or swamps were harmed in the making of this delicious sweet treat on the one hand, it’s not much on which to base a product description. Soft serve came into being at some point in the 1930s by way of one of two american businessmen who both claim the achievement. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only m. Have you heard the story of soft serve ice cream it’s a tale of excitement and derring-do that goes on a whirlwind chase over three continents it involves saving recipes from the ancient library of alexandria as flames licked the feet of a valiant dessert chef packs of armored elephants stomping through the pyrenees for some reason a blind mystic living in a hut in a foggy cajun swamp who spoke only in riddles it’s likely you haven’t heard that story, since it’s completely fake. On the other, it doesn’t make me feel like i’ve missed out on wild exploits while i’m just lounging around with my much-more-interesting, frozen, fuzzy companion 7 squishy inches of everyday deliciousness.

 

Squishable  Mini Baby Fox Plush - 7

Squishable / Mini Baby Fox Plush – 7″

Squishable / Mini Baby Fox Plush – 7″ - Alright, maybe two. I don’t care if that sweet little face is the most amazing, cuddly, fluffy little bit of cuteness that ever existed, it still only gets one title. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only. Jeez, foxes, pick a name for your offspring already you’ve already cornered the market in adorableness, you can’t have all the baby names, too. But that’s it 7 squishy inches of kitcubpup. Baby foxes are called a kit, or a cub, or a or pup. Baby birds are called a chick baby aardvarks are called a calf.

 

Squishable  Mini Cloud Plush - 7

Squishable / Mini Cloud Plush – 7″

Squishable / Mini Cloud Plush – 7″ - They’re both literally and figuratively way more down to earth indeed, if you’re going to have any clouds at all, the cumulus is a pretty good one to have since they indicate clear weather, that cute little raindrop will stay in its misty hands, not on your head so snuggle up with this pretty little puff, safe in the knowledge that clear(ish) skies lay ahead 7 squishy inches of climatological cuddler. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only. What we have here is a cumulus cloud. A plush cloud you can’t be cirrus that’s because those are the slim, gossamer clouds way up at high altitudes.

 

Squishable Smore Plush Tan Mini 7

Squishable Smore Plush, Tan, Mini 7″

Squishable Smore Plush, Tan, Mini 7″ - Sounds fun, right it took hours and hours to make imagine the grumbling stomachs of the assembled s’more-loving masses as the team (yes, it took a team) of people lowered the final cracker into place after the wait (oh, the wait) it can be assumed that the resulting unrestrained gorging resulted in more than a few tummy aches instead, try a s’maller s’more make one, eat it, savor, then make another cut the wait, extend your enjoyment and know when to say you’re s’atiated. Recently, a bunch of people in pennsylvania decided to make the world’s largest s’more, topping out at over 250 pounds.

 

Squishable  Baby Fox Plush - 15

Squishable / Baby Fox Plush – 15″

Squishable / Baby Fox Plush – 15″ - Oh, baby fox, what a world awaits you by the time you’re old enough to have your own litter, you’ll be hunting for small rodents and birds with a jetpack strapped to your back as your pups’ cute little fur-faces smile at you from the corner of your high-tech retinal display and all of this will probably be taking place in a verdant forest. . On mars wait, what you’ll be fully grown in less than a year well then, let’s re-adjust our sights a bit by the time you’re grown up, at least a few of your favorite shows will release a new season if you have a smartphone (which would be weird, because thumbs), there may be a few automatic software updates in any case, this narrow timeframe means that you need to get all that good baby stuff in while you can cuddle up before you’re responsible for grownup stuff, like taxes or stalking prey on mars 15 squishy inches of fleeting fox all new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only.

 

Squishable Octopus Plush - 15 inch

Squishable Octopus Plush – 15 inch

Squishable Octopus Plush – 15 inch - For ages 3 years and older. Squishables are 14 inches tall and made of new polyester fiber. They rock. No need to hide the schoolgirls, this well-mannered octopus just wants to be friends hug him take him to restaurants introduce him to your parents this octopus is one classy cephalopodsquishables are giant adorable stuffed animals in sphere form they’re unbelievably soft, freakishly cuddly and cuter than a basket of kittens and puppies.

 

Squishable Narwhal Plush - 15 inch

Squishable Narwhal Plush – 15 inch

Squishable Narwhal Plush – 15 inch - Stick that horn on a whale instead light and sleek, blue and wiggly, @#$ adorable. A horn on a whale it just makes sense. In aquatic dueling, a well-equipped whale is sure to beat its equine competition every time. . Why horses when we think “what kind of animal really needs a horn on its head” why do we immediately think “a horse” i mean, the poor thing would develop all kinds of back problems, and each friendly nuzzling would turn the recipient into shish kabobs.

 

Squishable  Comfort Food Watermelon 15 Plush

Squishable / Comfort Food Watermelon 15″ Plush

Squishable / Comfort Food Watermelon 15″ Plush - All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only c. Feeling hungry how about thirsty what about bored if you answered yes to any of these three predicaments, allow me to suggest a slice of watermelon it feeds you it dampens you it’s. . Throw it dance with it offer it to that cute guy or girl next to you whatever is going to reduce your boredom quickest 17 squishy inches of aqueous melon. A very interesting fruit that cold, crunchy, candy pulpiness, that fluorescent green rind you can eat it you can drink it you can. . .

 

Squishable Pug Dog Plush Tan Mini 7

Squishable Pug Dog Plush, Tan, Mini 7″

Squishable Pug Dog Plush, Tan, Mini 7″ - Love, your pug,” in buttercream frosting. You want to pet and cuddle them, and tell them they’re the best thing in the whole widdle world. Like the pug case in point prince william of orange as the story goes, in 1572 a pug saved his owner’s life by alerting him to assassins here’s how we think it went down in the dead of night, seeing the danger from the castle walls, this pug whipped up a carrot cake and spelled the words “your excellency, some assassins are here to see you. Some fluffy puppies, you want. And then there are some puppies you need. Prince orange went to cut a slice, and the alarm was given. True story like its cousin the squishable pug, this little mini pug has your best interests at heart so cuddle him like your life depends on it.

 

Squishable Cupcake Plush - 15 inch

Squishable Cupcake Plush – 15 inch

Squishable Cupcake Plush – 15 inch - Keeping a cupcake around the house is a test of self-control oh that fresh-baked aroma of vanilla and lemon oh the sweet lusciousness of butter and sugar you may think you’re busy organizing your teddy bear collection, but before you even know it you’ll be back in the kitchen chowing down get in my mouth right now, little cupcake however, if you prefer your pastry without the temptation, might i suggest this giant fluffy version unlike its edible cousin, you can hug, cuddle, and squeeze him without fear of getting covered in sprinkles. No self-control needed.

 

Squishable  Mini Grilled Cheese Plush 7

Squishable / Mini Grilled Cheese Plush 7″

Squishable / Mini Grilled Cheese Plush 7″ - Hello, you crunchy, gooey, melty sandwich, you put me in a dilemma on one hand i want to snuggle your cute adorableness i want to squeeze your toasty fuzziness i want to snurfle your crusty, happy cheese on the other hand, i’d really like to eat your face. What am i to do, little golden sandwich who knew that lunchtime could be full of such delicious conundrums 7 squishy inches of existential meltiness all new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only.

 

Squishable Comfort Food Toast Plush Tan Mini 7

Squishable Comfort Food Toast Plush, Tan, Mini 7″

Squishable Comfort Food Toast Plush, Tan, Mini 7″ - Small foods, they’re just better finger sandwiches cocktail hot dogs snack-sized candy bars one-bite cupcakes portions of lasagna you need to eat with tweezers okay, i made that last one up, but let’s not get distracted from this very important point and that point is this darling little piece of toast like its full-size cousin the comfort food toast, this dainty snack is perfect for carb-free cuddles. But it’s smaller, and cute as a button a buttery button that is also small yum.

 

Squishable Corgi 15 Plush

Squishable Corgi 15″ Plush

Squishable Corgi 15″ Plush - Adorable, cuddly power. The aristocratic corgi has ascended the ranks of royalty it has warmed the laps of the realm’s most demure white-gloved hand-wavers and rightly so for indeed, they’ve achieved their exalted status without conquering vast tracts of land (although it’s awesome to visualize a corgi in armor brandishing a sword. Just sayin’) yes truly, corgis converted their lot from hard-working sheep herders to sitting in the literal lap of luxury through sheer power of cute. That’s an amazing social ascendance merely on the influence of four stubby little legs and some oversized ears. That, my friends, is power.

 

Squishable  Mini Baby Narwhal 7 Plush

Squishable / Mini Baby Narwhal 7″ Plush

Squishable / Mini Baby Narwhal 7″ Plush - Hush baby narwal, don’t say a word, mama doesn’t think your horn’s absurd. And if that floe doesn’t float away, mama’s gonna make them into a shish kebab. And if that couplet doesn’t rhyme, mama’s still gonna make them into a shish kebab. And if anyone else dares to says so, mama’s gonna stick them on an ice floe.